레딧 두문장 괴담 6

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When I died, I was so happy to find out ghosts exist!

As I noticed the Earth, the Sun, and the Galaxy getting farther and farther away, I realized phasing through things isn't as fun as I thought.

 

내가 죽은 후, 유령이 진짜 있다는 걸 알고 정말 행복했어!

하지만 지구와 태양, 은하계가 점점 멀어진다는 걸 깨닫자, 사물을 뚫고 지나다니는 게 더이상 재밌지 않아졌어.

 

 

I yelled at my younger brother after he dunked my head under the water of the hot spring.

It's been a few days and the headaches have stopped going away.

 

내 동생이 내 머리를 온천에 빠트려버리자 화나서 소리쳤어

며칠이 지나자 두통이 사라져버렸어 .

 

 

Sometimes, if I get scared, I knock on my parents' bedroom door in the middle of the night.

It seems to bother them a lot more now than it did when I was alive.

 

가끔 한밤중에 무서우면 부모님 방에 가서 노크하곤 했어.

이젠 내가 살아있을 때보다 더 방해되나봐.

 

 

The old man looked lovingly around the room one last time, his three children gathered around his deathbed.

"He sure took his sweet time" said his eldest, whilst prying the gold ring from his father's cold pale finger.

 

노인은 죽음을 앞두고 사랑스러운 눈으로 방에 있는 세 아이들을 마지막으로 둘러보았다.

"호상이시네"라고 맏이는 말하며 차갑게 식은 노인의 손가락에서 금반지를 빼냈다.

 

 

Did you know that most octopuses can fit through a hole the size of a human eye?

I learned this the hard way.

 

문어는 사람 눈 구멍 사이즈에 딱 맞게 들어간다는 거 알고 있어?

난 어렵게 알게 됐어.

 

 

| struck a deal with the Devil to offer any of my children as an exchange for immortality.

There are going to be some angry parents calling the sperm bank very soon.

 

나는 악마에게 내 아이를 바쳐 불멸을 얻기로 했어.

이제 곧 정자은행에서 화를 낼 거 같아